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Fantastic Fags : ATTACK OF THE KILLER HAND PUPPETS

ah yes life never has a dull moment when your a member of the Fantastic Fags ( for those of you that missed our formation lick here).

heres what happened on one of our recent adventures told from a third person's perpective !
(move and hold your mouse over the pictures to get additional info)
its entitled : THE ATTACK OF THE KILLER HAND PUPPETS

it was a day like any other , a normal one.. the fags were..err gambling..


SUDDENLY ! they were alerted to a call of distress !


it was then the fags assembled !(clockwise from yellow idiot)
Zhi yong: Pokememon, Gerrad: Mr. Furious, Darek: Autistic Wonder Kid, Hua chong: The Incredible Stone
rARRR !


they proceeded to engage the evil killer hand puppets of doom!
and we err... well we mm.. we err ..you can call it a stragtegic retreat.. i stress we are NOT running away


and they err ..got a good ass err..beating.. ...*hand covers face, shakes head*..



BUUTTT OUT OF NOWHERE LIKA FLASH OF LIGHT !! WeEEEEEEee HERE TO SAVE DA DAY !


AND HAHA ! the evil hand puppets from KFC were defeated! and the felines disappear as quickly and they appeared!


once again the fantastic fags are err... what the .... where the hell did they go..


right...somehow for a superhero group, you guys are always doing vices.. but aren't you guys forgetting something ?
yes thats right the frigging cat


SWEET MOTHER OF MERCY.. I DIDN'T MEAN THAT YOU SHOULD OFFER THE CAT ONE TOO..


...... once again the day is saved.. no thanks to these buncha idiots



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haha

mm.. hear him sing!

title ?

heh.. my dad enlighten me on something recently... didn't realise i had this habit of avoiding other people's questions by questioning their questions.. confused ?
no ? well i am..haha anyway heres what happened..

dad: what do you want to eat ?
darek: what do you want to eat ?
dad: do you always answer a question with another question ?
darek : why do you ask ?
*dad shakes head

at this point my mom started laughing, which probably saved me a scolding from my dad.. whew..

"LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder. This disease is prevalent only among civilized races living under artificial conditions; barbarous nations(barbarians) breathing pure air and eating simple food enjoy immunity from its ravages. It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician than to the patient."

-Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

darek ?

DAREK, adj.
Pronunciation Key (D'aIr~rake)
1.
a. an anomaly
b. something that should not exist by law of nature but does
2. a fool
3.
a. an entertainer
b. one who entertains
4. a mexican wanna-be
5. a 'lame' person
6. one who has a weakness for girls in shorts and skirts
7. one who answers a question with another question

"stop being a darek", "your a pretty good darek", "you darek"--

Source: The Darek® Dictionary of the English Language, First Edition


"on my signal, unlease hell"

cooooool

if you think your job sucks... take a look at the poor fellow man..what does his expression tell you?.. what if someone goes trigger happy and misses and the bullets end up in his ass ?

worst still his legs are pretty far apart..


why is he smiling ?


"my father taught me to work, he did not teach me to love it"
- Abramham Lincoln

well ab.. between you and me, i bet he wishes his father taught him how to look for better job prospects..poor fella.. wonder if hes married..

"i'm loving it !"
- macdonalds

even angels lose their wings eventually..

been writing recently and these 2 just came outta nowhere man.. my good friend called them morbid.. i don't know.. what do you think.. their parts of each other yet separate.. confusing ? its my powers..

this is entitled :

distress

this wound on my heart is not healing
because of you, its left reeling..
you're like a bullet through my soul
though i'll never let you know..

though i see you everday
i ask of my fate for another way...
like a bullet through my heart
no matter how near we're apart..

coming down the world turned over
and angels fall without you there
i'll have to go on even as you grow colder
can't give out on reality..

reality is coming down hard on me
now im filled with insecurities..
a pale shadow of my former self
can't save me from me..

battered and neglected...
left tattered and dejected...
im falling backwards
into no one's arms..


this is the other one its called:

pain

this is how im healing, wounded beyond feeling..
flailing like a fish without water
im dead amongst the living
ever letting no one know..

seeing you brings both joy and grief..
is there a solution to this complication
another wound yet im not dead...
so near yet so far..

realisation is dawning
my weaknesses are played upon
im not who i used to be
can't save me from me..

my pains are compounded, i become stranded...
torn in pieces and overwhelmed by pain
im free falling , my world is turning over
and no ones there to catch me when i fall..

these are the pictures of the same angel taken from different angles..
is that how pain is dealt with ?



"my morbid reality
enchanted by delirium
i am lost in a sea of delusion
surrounded by a wave of pandemonium.."
- i just thought of that

as above, so below

i've been feeling pretty abnormal lately... i don't know why.. mm i guess nothing really matters anymore..

why am i updating you ask ?

i don't know.. i really don't...